#a homicide note

[prospitianescapee]

The post:

People Wanted

August 28, 2024

There’s an apocryphal story about Ernest Shackleton putting an ad in the newspaper that read:

Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in case of success.

If you’ve read the book Endurance by Alfred Lansing, you know how that went. Pretty legendary. One of my most treasured possessions is actually a copy of Ernest Shackleton’s Heart of the Antarctic book signed by every member of the shore party and Shackleton.

You may have heard the news that we’re going to migrate Tumblr onto WordPress. Automattic has put up a similar page calling for talented engineers of any gender who want to join the voyage.

automattic's made a ton of blunders recently but i hope they're not gonna try something like convert tumblr to run on wordpress, a project that both tumblr and wordpress engineers agreed would be a lot of work for no gain (most likely worse performance). that would be a silly thing to do.

[eightspringdays]

May I dare to say...

[starbxtchx0x0]

Rate my hear me out cake :D

⚠️TW!!⚠️

[solastalgiart]

help i keep coming up with minchan yuri plot ideas and designing character sheets for them

[wanderingstories]

so I don’t think Light doing weed would’ve prevented Death Note but I do think it would’ve made it a whole lot funnier

[sunderwight]

Okay but like it was definitely Silverwing who decided to go flying over KL, wasn't it?

I mean there's a chance Rhaenyra asked him to do it on purpose to send a message to the Greens, but, like... look at Ulf in those scenes and tell me that man actually knows what he is doing yet. You can't. He probably climbed into that saddle to make this whole "the dragon's not eating me" thing official, and also because what else is he gonna do he's stuck in a pit with her, and Silverwing was like oh okay let's go flying! Where are we going, smelly screaming Alysanne? You don't know? That's fine I'll pick!

[wolfram-afternoons]

waxing & waning

[discordix1031]

Silly meet jeff! Just go talk to him. Does jeff know about Sully?

Thank you Anon for your question.

Well, that answered your question then, now Jeff knows who he is, and Sully absolutely hated every bit of this meet up.

Any Q/A posts I make will be under the tag "Strange Notes", just be aware.

[pilotduty]

ok. hear me out. zombie/undead st*r. discuss

[topdisease]

The brackets for Tumblrs Top Diseased are ready!!

The polls will begin within the next few days, so be prepared!

(brackets also under the cut)

ROUND ONE

Nagito Komeda (Danganronpa) vs Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Tissues (Inanimate Insanity) vs Glass Bones Guy (Spongebob Squarepants)

Vinegar Doppio (JoJos Bizarre Adventure) vs Billy Lentz (Black Christmas)

L (Death Note) vs Kobeni (Chainsaw Man)

John Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs Harrowark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)

Henry (Thomas the Tank Engine) vs Phillip Wittebane (The Owl House)

Plaguebringer (Flight Rising) vs Johnny "Nny" (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Gregory House (House MD) vs Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

Phonegingi (Dialtown) vs Smeagol/Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Eraserhead Baby (Eraserhead) vs Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) vs Viktor (Arcane)

Fyodor Dostoevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs) vs Spamton (Deltarune)

Kuruto Ryuki (Ai: The Somnium Files) vs Professor Hojo (Final Fantasy 7)

Shin Tsumiki (Your Turn to Die) vs Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Raiden (Metal Gear) vs Max (Sam & Max)

Junkrat (Overwatch) vs Micheal Afton (Five Nights at Freddys)

[columboscreens]

[aspdcentral]

You want to have sex? Sure, let me dress you up like a delicate spring lamb. I give you a head start as you start to run. I chase you all around the house, all around the yard. I’m sweating, out of breath and hissing swears left and right. I finally catch up to you and you stare at me with a horrified look on your eyes as you stare at the meat cleaver in my hand. I grab you by your neck and force you down to the ground as you fight and kick and scream. Then I swing the sharp blade over my head and in the blink of an eye your sternum is sliced open. And I slice and I slice and I slice and breathe heavily, lustfully, until there’s nothing left to recognize you, at least from the shoulders down. I leave your beautiful face so you can watch me do it all.

“Wasn’t that thrilling, rabbit?” I ask, knowing that you can’t answer me back. Then I desecrate your dead body to my liking and leave you for the wolves to feast on.

[lythevoidwitch]

Because I'm tired of struggling with Tumblr and apparently my inability to edit posts, imma just be terrible and make a SECOND POST.

Wooo, plus- TGP needs more of a shout out anyway because holy shit this was such a good fic. IT HAD ME HOOKED.

So I just finished this wonderful fanfiction. Heres the link to my previous post, which is just a plug for said amazing fic.

This was such a good read and totally a roller coaster of emotions. I'm still mad that I can't leave Kudos on all 98 chapters.

TGP worked hard on this story, and their dedication to crafting us a flushed out story with more character development than Airplane could ever hope to manage, shows. While it may seem like a long read, TGP keeps us looped throughout the story. They do a wonderful job rotating between devastating and bringing us to tears with laughter.

Definitely take it slow if some of the tags on the fic hit close to home. SY does hit a lot of lows and does a lot of self sabotage, which can be hard for some readers.

I am excited and thrilled at the possibilities of what might be next for our trio. TGP is an amazing author, and I cannot wait (I can wait, please take your time, I know writing such intense stories can be difficult) to read the next part of the story.

Love, Live, Contemplate murder with Shen Qingqiu.

Love Shen Yuan so much, that Luo Binghe might develop a complex.

Love, Live, Laugh in horror as Luo Binghe watches Shen Yuan play mental gymnastics so well it could be an olympic sport.

[st4rzzl0verr]

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊ hey guys ₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

☆ idk what im doing ☆

☆ come along for the ride if you so please ☆

fandoms:

(and the characters i mostly write for)

(you can request others though i'm not picky)

- creepypasta/marble hornets

characters: jeff, ticci toby, eyeless jack, masky, hoodie, homicidal liu, sully, alex, tim, brian, jay

ships: idc

- FNaF

characters: micheal afton, william afton, henry emily, phone guy

- death note

characters: mello, matt, near, L, light, misa, matsuda, mikami

- angels of death

characters: zack, daniel, eddie, rachel, catherine

- marauders

characters: severus, sirius, james, remus, lily, regulus, peter

what i do:

- scenarios/imagines

- headcanons for character x character/character x reader

- oneshots and (possibly) full fics

other:

- my requests are almost always open

- i'd love to be mutuals!

- i also draw so i may post some art on here

you can also find me on bluesky: @starzzloverr.bsky.social

[casual-praxis]

Turns out I’m just incapable of writing serious narration.

Ft. A very, very rough draft of the first chapter to the Rainbow Ranch AU fanfic.

(I changed the font in my Google doc because I just realized you could, and this keeps me more engaged.)

[existingforonlyyou]

The idea of Justin having shenanigans with the other Death Scythes is hilarious until you realize this 17-year-old teenager is forced to hang out with a bunch of grown-ass adults because he’s in the same league as them.

Like they’re inviting him to the bar, and he’s like, “I can’t drink. I’m underage.”

And they’re talking about their marriages, relationships, and breakups and Justin’s probably like, “I’ve never had the time for any of that ‘cos I had to take care of a whole continent by myself as a literal child.”

So the other Death Scythes share stories of their wacky, vibrant lives while Justin nods and pretends to listen and goes home feeling even more isolated.

...

Fucking hell, Ohkubo, you should’ve just bumped up Justin’s age to, like, 22 or something. That way, it’d be far less tragic.